reservoire doge. someone make that into a joke and get back to me
nevermind i got it
Abracadabra! Wow. I like... boys on swings. And girls on skateboards. I like pharmaceutical medicine wrappers. I like people in hats with big eyebrows-- I like people in hats with big eyebrows and big moustaches. I like people who don't smile. Ever. And I like people who smile. I like hair that goes on and on. I love food.. In some ways I love... everything. It's less of a thing than like. Less distinct. Less particular. I like things that I like, but I love everything. There's more choice in like. Because even the worst things have things to love in them. I love things so much, I feel like I can float away.
i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:
how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee